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Due Dates Are Dumb Onesie / Preemie Clothes / preemie boy clothes / preemie girl clothes /NICU / Newborn / NICU Onesie / Preemie baby
Due Dates Are Dumb Onesie

This listing is for one (1) baby onesie with the text "Due Dates Are Dumb", and an image of an arrow. This onesie can be customized in any onesie size from preemie to 12 months, and would make the perfect baby gift!

If you would like customize this onesie in any way, please leave a, requests in the notes section when checking out. This onesie will be made as shown in the above image unless otherwise specified.

Available colors are black, black glitter, blue, blue glitter, pink, and pink glitter. Please be sure when checking out to please choose the correct color.

I hand make each onesie so please allow 1-3 days for production. Please let me know if you have any questions!

Onesies: Simple Joys by Carters/ Carters / Gerber ***Depends on Availability but if you have a preference please put it in the notes section.

Manufacturer size
US Size

Carters/ Carters Simple Joy

Preemie (P)Up to 17in Up to 6lb
Newborn (NB) Up to 21.5in 6-9lb
0-3 or 3M 21.5 - 24in 9 – 12.5lb
3-6 6M 24 – 26.5in 12.5 – 17lb
6-9 9M 26.5 – 28.5in 17 - 21lb
9-12 12M 28.5 – 30.5in 21 - 25lb

Preemie up to 5lbs
Newborn (NB) 5-8 lbs. 17-21 in.
0-3M 8-12 lbs 21-24 in.
3-6M 12-16 lbs 24-26 in.
3-9M 12-20 lbs 24-28 in.
6-9M 16-20 lbs 26-28 in.
12M. 20-24 lbs 28-30 in.

Washing instruction:
1.Please wash garment inside out
2.Wash in cold water using mild detergent
3. Do not use bleach/fabric softener
4. Do not iron directly on the transferred area

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Digital downloads

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Great customer service! There was an issue with my order and they got back to me right away and resolved it. Will definitely do business with them again. I’m not one to post reviews, but I they were really exceptional in working with me.

This is a was a gift for my bff and she absolutely loved it! Thank you so much

It was perfect and arrived in time for shower. Very happy with purchase.

I love it !! ❤️

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